1. In a drawer labeled “Benghazi Evidence.”
2. Inside of your work boots.
3. With the cartels in Mexico.
4. As an attachment to one of Hillary’s emails.
5. Wherever Michelle keeps Barack’s balls.
6. Behind Vince Foster’s gravestone.
7. Inside of a bag labelled ‘Medical Marijuana.’
8. Wherever they’ve been hiding them in Ferguson.
9. In the same hole Pelosi crawled out of.
10. In a box of Ohio ballots from a conservative district.
11. Wrapped up safely in the 2nd Amendment.