1. Most people are home-schooled in their use.
2. Comes in single action and double action, but not affirmative action.
3. They can’t pay a Subaru dealership to do the maintenance for them.
4. A limp wrist makes the recoil unmanageable.
5. No participation trophies at 3-gun matches.
6. They’d rather put a meal on the table with food stamps than duck stamps.
7. Won’t pick one up until they come up with a PC gender-neutral replacement for “cocking.”
8. They believe that exhaust gasses contribute to global warming.
9. Gandhi practiced non-violent protest and look how great India turned out.
10. Guns make it harder to break in and ‘redistribute’ your stuff.
11. They think the EPA outlawed lead poisoning.